Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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