We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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