Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
