I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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