idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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