Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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