My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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