normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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