Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
