Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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