I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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