We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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