i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
