We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
