Kiss
Puke
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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