So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
