Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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