Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You ruined the universe
Randomize
