i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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