Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
