Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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