He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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