my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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