my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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