Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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