So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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