The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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