we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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