Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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