I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
This is the high leading the old right now
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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