Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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