Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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