Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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