I just made out with a guy for $7.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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