You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
