Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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