once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she told me i tasted like america
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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