At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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