time to smoke my breakfast
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I love you.
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