I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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