And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I am available for nakedness
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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