do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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