I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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