omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I have post one night stand depression
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