We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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