Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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