I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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