apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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