You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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