There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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