if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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