my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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