Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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