Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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