why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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