i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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