He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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