So drunk its hurt
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I've blown a few things in my day
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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