It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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