i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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