due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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