True but thats because hes a fetus.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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